How has the subprime mortgage meltdown affected people who live in glass houses?
Was Right Said Fred indeed too sexy for his shirt?
Is Lil' Wayne still makin' it rain on 'dem hoes despite economic woes?
"Sex on Fire" sounds unnecessarily painful and extremely dangerous.
I don't care how much fruit you're eating, Pac-Man. The amount of pills you take is unhealthy.
Are all Twilight fans idiots?

To all of you wiser than me, how does one find a business partner. I have blueprinted a product and a business and I am looking for an intelligent and good-natured tech-expert(engineering-wise) to be the ying to my yang.

Now I've looked through all my friends and none of them seem to fit the bill or are interested at this point. Where do I look now? Please help me internet friends! You're my only hope;)

As much as I love-hate my PC, it's evident that Apple is the consumer darling. For the past decade, every time Apple has come out with a new killer product, companies come out of the woodwork claiming to have a better product. So far Apple has held supreme. Even with its computers, despite the small market share, Apple has managed and grown a die-hard non-prescription plastic frame glasses and tight jeans wearing fanbase.
But recently, the seemingly supreme iPhone has been challenged twice in a rather short period of time. Although the G1 garnered extensive coverage in the tech community, it's the Blackberry Storm that has captured the attention of people across the nation. But will the Blackberry Storm, like the Microsoft Zune, flash by and disappear despite all the hype?

What do you think?

The beginning of a new era has begun. Let's not be negative already. Let's not lose hope and faith so quickly without giving President-elect Obama. Let's not make rash statements of cynicism, pessimism, or prejudice already.
We are not soothsayers. We do not know whether our new leadership will bring about change good or bad. What qualifies any of us to make claims such as,"Obama is the biggest mistake" or "your choice was ignorant"? Many of us have not lived long enough to see true disparity and suffering to judge what is truly "a big mistake". And none of us are capable of seeing the future of our world tomorrow, let alone 4 years from now. If we could, life would be better for all.
All that's left is to be optimistic and find ways to move towards that better future that we envision and so often is promised to us. So please stop the negativity. Make not brash, baseless statements but make promises to yourself that you will do something good for us all. Stop fighting against what you think you hate and start fighting for what you believe.
To those in celebration, the time is now to make sure you do as we have said and "Change". And celebrate tonight, because come January 20, 2009, it's time to get to work.
Have a good night and a pleasant tomorrow.

All rational answers will be awarded with a "Okay then".
To make it easier, let's take the "homosexuality will be taught to kids in school" right off the table. We all know that's bullcrap. Come on, seriously. We know. I or none of my close friends had marriage taught in school. The only marriage lesson we got was who married Adolf Hitler. Heck, I barely got sex education...which might explain a lot. Ehhhhh. Catholic schools don't count because they're not state funded.
I'm really curious and looking forward to the answers, be them zany or not.