There has been one person that has saved Indiana Jones, been a loyal friend, and the best sidekick since Al Gore. This person was a delightful, really humanized Dr. Jones, and made for some of the most quotable lines in the Indiana Jones franchise. That person is Short Round.
Yet instead of the beloved Short Round , in strolls Shia LaBeouf to take the spot that if the producers were smart, should've gone to Short Round. Sure LaBeouf's performance in Even Stevens and I, Robot were Oscar/Emmy-caliber and surely to go down in history as some of the greatest acting ever, but who out their can say that they didn't feel the tears swell up when Round said,"Indy, I love you," in the most innocent and touching manner.
Okay, so maybe Short Round wouldn't make the best character for the new Indiana Jones. But you can't doubt his ass-kicking, name-taking abilities. Remember how he rocked that Indian Maharaja kid repeatedly in the face. Yeah you do. Now imagine that from a now 37 year old. Plus, the guy hasn't had a Hollywood role since Encino Man in 1992. I'm sure the producers could've gotten him on the cheap.
So Shia LaBeouf, good luck, but if you screw this up, you'll still be richer than me, so I probably won't do anything.
Just opened up my laptop and cleaned out all the dust in it. It was ridiculous how much dust had collected in there over the past 4 years. Yes, I haven't once cleaned my laptop out, but what can I say, I'm lazy. I pulled out a baseball sized amount of dust bunnies from inside. It was kind of cool.
Ohhhh! But after cleaning it out, my computer is running smoother(that's kind of a funny sounding word isn't it?) and it's just awesome! I kind of fallling back in love with my computer again. I guess it's like when married couples spice things up one night after years of monotony.
Call me a nerd, but who needs porn when you've got a clean computer.
After ruining Countrywide and being a part of this whole subprime mess, Countrywide CEO Angelo R. Mozilo is making $102.84 million!!! Now I know that in school we were taught that you learn something from every failure, but Mr. Mozilo's epic failure netted $100 million+! Last time I failed something, all I got was a F on my test and a disheartening chat with my professor.
Yeah, yeah, company executives need to get paid too. But COME ON! This executive compensation for failure is ridiculous.
Marijuana can be difficult to talk about.
Many parents have tried marijuana, some still use it. Neither feel great about disclosing such histories (many duck the question), for fear that telling their kids might encourage them to experiment on their own.
Unfortunately, most "drug facts" that children learn in school are more frightening than educational, blaming pot for everything from teenage pregnancy to terrorism. A child's first awareness of drugs should come from a better source.
It's Just a Plant is a book for parents who want to educate their children about the complexities of pot in a thoughtful, fact-oriented manner."
- Scented crap from Bed, Bath, and Beyond
- Gift Certificates to Target
- Gift Certificates to IHOP
- Vitamins
- A Tie
- Socks
- The Kelley Blue Book
- Macaroni Necklace
- Macaroni Wristlet
- Macaroni purse
- Macaroni
- XBOX
- Chocolates...made by Butterfinger
- Flour(s)
- Membership into the AARP
Happy Mother's Day, Mom!
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