The beginning of a new era has begun. Let's not be negative already. Let's not lose hope and faith so quickly without giving President-elect Obama. Let's not make rash statements of cynicism, pessimism, or prejudice already.
We are not soothsayers. We do not know whether our new leadership will bring about change good or bad. What qualifies any of us to make claims such as,"Obama is the biggest mistake" or "your choice was ignorant"? Many of us have not lived long enough to see true disparity and suffering to judge what is truly "a big mistake". And none of us are capable of seeing the future of our world tomorrow, let alone 4 years from now. If we could, life would be better for all.
All that's left is to be optimistic and find ways to move towards that better future that we envision and so often is promised to us. So please stop the negativity. Make not brash, baseless statements but make promises to yourself that you will do something good for us all. Stop fighting against what you think you hate and start fighting for what you believe.
To those in celebration, the time is now to make sure you do as we have said and "Change". And celebrate tonight, because come January 20, 2009, it's time to get to work.
Have a good night and a pleasant tomorrow.

All rational answers will be awarded with a "Okay then".
To make it easier, let's take the "homosexuality will be taught to kids in school" right off the table. We all know that's bullcrap. Come on, seriously. We know. I or none of my close friends had marriage taught in school. The only marriage lesson we got was who married Adolf Hitler. Heck, I barely got sex education...which might explain a lot. Ehhhhh. Catholic schools don't count because they're not state funded.
I'm really curious and looking forward to the answers, be them zany or not.


According to CNN, 3 out of 4 Americans are scared about the direction the US is heading. But 4 out of 5 dentists still recommend Colgate when we all Aquafresh is better, so statistics can be wrong.
Videos of Sarah Palin from her appearance on Saturday Night Live last weekend have been spreading faster than Bristol Palin's legs after a 6-pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon. Zing!
The newest Guitar Hero has come out to much hype surrounding the game's option to allow users to create their own music. When asked about the next iteration of the also popular Rock Band, creators said they are planning to capture their most sought after demographic with the release of High School Band Band.

This is the news in a flash for 10/15/08
The stocks tumbled again after flopping dramatically last week only to be followed up by a huge, but short-lived rise. Wow, the stock market's starting to sound like my grandpa's sex life after he went on Viagra.
Maureen McCormick, who played Marcia Brady on the Brady Bunch has released a tell-all book. In the book, she reveals that she had sex to score drugs on some occassions. I guess Jan wasn't the only saying "Marcia, Marcia, Marcia" from behind (her).
The third presidential debate will be occurring tonight between Barack Obama and John McCain. It was also announced that in the new Top Gun remake, the character "Maverick" will now be called "McCalin" in honor of the Republican candidates.

Reports have confirmed that the CEO of Lehman Brothers' Holdings was punched and knocked out while at the company gym. No reports yet on whether he will fight Kimbo Slice.
Over the weekend, stars like Bruce Springsteen and Madonna showed their support for Obama by putting on concerts. Not to be trumped, a special concert is being planned to support John McCain. Headlining will be Sarah Palin and a 22 minute flute solo.
Halle Berry was named the Sexiest Woman Alive by Esquire magazine. Obviously the writers over at Esquire have never seen a little show called Roseanne. Oh God, I think I just puked a little.
The European Space Agency released a report stating that the hole in the ozone layer above Antarctica is growing. Soon the hole will begin to have strange feelings for the stratosphere and start to experiment.
