I'm a guy who's open to suggestions. I like advice and I'm open to it. But I don't really care for it when girls who don't weigh more than a buck ten give me tips on how to workout. Sure you might workout 7 days a week and you how to make the most killer wheat grass protein shakes, but that doesn't mean you know how to build a thick chest.

I was working out at the gym today, pumping away on my chest workout, when a girl who was working out next to me with purple, rubber-covered dumbbells started giving me advice on how to work out my chest better. I appreciate the thought, but that's like an archaeologist telling an astronaut what floating in space feels like. She might have an idea about how to work out, but I'm sure underneath those nice fleshy bags don't lie massive pectoral muscles.

So please ladies, unless you're sporting muscles comparable to She-Hulk, save us both some time and keep your workout plan to yourself.