i am watching the NBA finals and let me say, it is the most embarassing spectacle I've ever seen. The Lakers look like the Generals going up against the Harlem Globetrotters! I wouldn't be surprised if Paul Pierce whips out a ladder and Kevin Garnett pulls down the refs pants. Just make it end!

They say the only things certain in life are death and taxes. I'm trying to do my taxes right now and let me just say, I wish death was more certain! I don't know what half this stuff means and I don't think I kept the receipts from when I bought that ink cartridge! I just have this overwhelming sense that the IRS is gonna rape me. Doing these taxes almost makes me want to vote for a crazy Republican candidate that's for getting rid of the IRS. Ron Paul '08! Oh no, what am I saying!

And please don't tell me that I'm going to have to spend $100 again this year to have H&R Block help me realize that I'm poor and that I don't know basic accounting. I really should've listened to my mother and become an accountant. $100 for 15 minutes of work. That's a bigger scam than the mob is running!