What happened to Maverick? What happened to happy go-lucky Jerry Maguire? Or what about the guy that had weird orgy sex in Eyes Wide Shut?

Scientologists are the authority on drugs and criminals? They can unite cultures? This is what the Catholic church has claimed for hundreds of years and it still hasn't happend. But from the looks of your double chin, Scientology sure seems to be the authority on getting fat.

Sweet turtleneck, Pierre.

Oh and by the way, everything that comes out of your mouth sounds crazy. Forget God Save the Queen! God Save Katie Holmes and Suri from this mess!