Because they're bound to be wrong a lot of times, but we men don't have the nerve to correct a hot woman.

And that's why people like Sharon Stone think they can still get away with saying stupid shit. She's been beautiful all her life so she's been able to get away with saying silly stuff and nobody was able to get a word in edgewise and nobody was willing to. Go watch Basic Intinct. Smoking hot. Just for a chance to look at her, I would listen to her babble on about the most asinine things for hours.

But the second their looks fade, we start to call them out on their crap. Look at Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct 2. No thank you. And in her delusionary state, she thought that she was just as hot as she was 20 years ago, so she started spouting off about China and Tibet. Bad move.

So that's why weather girls on tv have to be hot.

So apparently Stephen Baldwin told Fox News that if Barack Obama wins the election, he will leave the country. Oh please Stephen, don't leave! What would we do without your finely honed acting abilities like in Flinstones: Viva Rock Vegas or Slapshot 2 or most recently, Celebrity Apprentice.

First off, nobody cares if you leave. Secondly, go ahead. The only thing hurt would be your career. You can't be a guest star on CSI: Miami if you're not in the states. Plus, where are you gonna go? When Johnny Depp left the US, he went to the more liberal/socialist country of France? Where are you going to reside with running water and electricity after 8 pm where conservative Americans are welcomed with open arms?

You just make me want to vote for Obama even more.

Am I the only person that hate acapella!? I can't really put my finger on what it is that I hate so much, but maybe it has to do with the dancing and singing and ugly costumes some groups don, but I don't think it is because I've watched High School Musical and not been completely bored and disgusted by it. Maybe it's the combination of those things?

All around me at school are people that yap on and on about the greatness of acapella but all I can think during an acapella concert is, when will this torturous hell end?! And as I listen to acapella groups sing yet another cover of Journey's "Don't Stop Believin'", I think, where have I heard a much better version of this song? Oh yeah, that's right! When Journey played it. With actually instruments and not a bunch of Comm. majors harmonizing with the fat guy beat boxing.

I'm 25 pages into my 30 ish page report! Whore-ray! I'm brain dead, so this will be a long, rambling, nonsensical edition of Senile Thoughts on the topic of gullibility.
My friend just posted up new pictures from her trip to bangKOK (she is apparently refusing to capitalize the KOK and insists on the BANG. Pfft.) In one of the pictures, she is eating grasshoppers sold by a street vendor.
Strangely, tourists from all over the world seem to always have to try the bugs sold on the street. I believe they do it thinking that it's some sort of Thai delicacy or snack. My thought? The Thai don't eat bugs! The street vendors push their carts out every morning knowing that some American tourist will see the cart and think,"hey this country isn't quite up to the snack processing capabilities of the good ol' USA, so they must enjoy a nice grasshopper when they're hungry." It's exotic. It's cool. It's taboo. But I honestly don't believe the Thai routinely eat bugs. It's all a show for us gullible foreigners.
Moving on, I saw that there is a shampoo bottle in my bathroom with Marine Algae Extract. When was the last time that you saw algae in your fish tank and wanted to rub that junk in your hair? I swear to Jehovah you can take anything "natural", "organic", or "marine" and sell it. Throw a little greeen background with leaves and water and ka-blamo, you've got people buying it. Marine Algae? I just did a search for it and all I could find is that it might help plants grow.

Google Search: Type "thai" into your image search.

My heart has been broken. I have broken bones. I have been cut. I have been scraped. But nothing hurts as much as this. I thought when people said their hearts were broken, the pain was a mental one. But this I can physically feel throughout my body. Down my limbs, deep into my heart, and through my mind.

I can't sleep. I can't eat. It hurts to think. Yet all I can do is think of her. I may sound whiny and emo, but this girl was the only girl I've ever been so in love with. I'm finding that I have to force myself to laugh and smile.