That David Blaine Drop of Death was bullshit! He didn't drop or die! He was gently lowered to the platform and then they shut the lights off and he was gone! Whoop dee doo! I can disappear too if you shut the lights off. I used to do it all the time playing hide and go seek.

David Blaine, you owe me 2 hours of my life back. You did not dive nor die as promised by your event's title, "Dive of Death."  Geez, F you!

Did anyone think that Mohinder Suresh's transformation was strikingly similar to Jeff Goldblum's from "The Fly"?

I thought that his transformation would go that route after he started doing gymnast stunts and started get all horny around Maya just like The Fly. I was just hoping it wouldn't be that predictable. But seriously, Maya is pretty smoking hot.

Some terrible rumors about the Batman franchise have arisen. In a recent press conference, Aaron Eckhart accidently spilled the beans on some disturbing Batman franchise news. What was meant to be a trilogy or more might just be a duology(?). Aaron Eckhart stated that Dark Knight and Batman Begins director Christopher Nolan believes that he cannot create another Batman film without Heath Ledger. Apparently it is a combination of both grief and the Nolan's belief that Ledger's character could be not be replaced or matched.

This is sad news, if true, for all those Batman and Dark Knight fans.

WIth the soon-to-be-released, Bangkok Dangerous, I have myself looking at the long and "illustrious" movie careeer of one Nicolas Cage.

To make it quick, I don't like it. I've never liked Nick Cage. I can't stand that slow, Southern accent he does in some films. Or that half-tilt of the head and smile look he makes. Or the way he enunciates certain words, but not in a cool, menacing manner like Christopher Walken, but like the spawn of a Valley Girl and the Speech Device in Microsoft Windows. Call me crazy, but I think John Travolta did a better Nick Cage than Nick Cage. Nick Cage's Nick Cage was a poor man's Nick Cage compared to John Travolta's Nick Cage.

But I will admit this, Nick Cage gets gigs in some of the coolest movies. Gone in 60 Seconds. Awesome. Lord of War. Great. Family Man. Fantastic + Tea Leoni is smoking hot. Leaving Las Vegas. Depressingly Good.

So maybe Nick Cage has some sort of charm about him that keeps on bringing in the big bucks, but for the most part, I can't really stand his acting. The End.

Awesome! Now how long before Metallica takes it down?

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