Win some more Gold medals for crying out loud! I'm not sitting here in my office pretending to do work while actually keeping up with the Olympics, at the risk of getting fired, to see my country being beat. Not only is China now beating us in the Gold medal, but when I checked 5 minutes ago, we were also down in the overal medal count! As Rivers Cuomo of Weezer said, say it ain't so!

Come on guys! Win some more medals! Gold is preferred. For the next couple of weeks, gold is this girl's best friend.