This was the suspect description I got in my inbox today for a crime that occurred last night near my school.
SUSPECT DESCRIPTION (provided by complainant):
Suspect # 1: Male Black, 5 foot 6 inches tall, 130 pounds, 16-18 years
old, was wearing a tee-shirt, dark shorts to his knees.
Suspect #2: Male Black, 5 foot 6 inches tall, 130 pounds, 16-18 years
old, was wearing a tee-shirt, dark shorts to his knees.
Suspect #3 Male Black, 5 foot 6 inches tall, 130 pounds, 16-18 years
old, was wearing a tee-shirt, dark shorts to his knees.
HOLY SHIZ! Was this person mugged by clones? Shouldn't clones have something better to do than rob people? Like confusing teachers a la Sister Sister or aiding in a diabolical plot to overthrow the Jedi?