This is how I know that either Yahoo search analytics is broken or there are bunch of people f'ing around.
Today's top searches according to Yahoo
1. Amanda Peet- Amanda Peet? Did I just step into a time machine and land in 2002?
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7. Phish- Okay, so Yahoo users like to smoke a little pot and not use shampoo for weeks on end.
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10. Graco Car Seats- So amidst all the economic news, presidential race, and even the Dodgers in the playoffs, car seats still trump these issues.

From today's Yahoo homepage.

This is the news in a flash for 10/1/08

John McCain has put up his 13 bedroom mansion for sale. When asked why, the Presidential hopeful claimed it was to, "show the American people that he too can sacrifice and live with just 7 houses like the average American...unlike that elitist Barack Obama."

Chevy is hoping that in the near future, Nascar will be raced on electric vehicles like the Chevy Volt. In related news, PETA is hoping NASCAR fans will try a vegetable.

Cigarettes in the UK will now show graphic images depicting the damage of cigarette smoking. In this trend, Burger King will now attach mirrors to every Whopper.

This is quote from Sarah Palin, McCain's VP pick. “A ship in harbor is safe, but that’s not why the ship is built.”
A ship in harbor is safe? Tell that to the people at Pearl Harbor. Oh wait! Alot of them died...while in a HARBOR...so I can't! Sure it's a figure of speech, but it's a stupid one at that.
And no this isn't me being sexist or misogynistic. It's me listening to her speech a couple minutes ago and hearing her say 'nucular'. Even Geena Davis from the show "Commander-in-Chief" would've been a better pick.

Awesome! Now how long before Metallica takes it down?

BUY DEATH MAGNETIC WHEN IT COMES OUT!

I'll take one. Do airbags come standard?