I've never been able to explain this. Every now and again I will find food items in my friends' bathroom trash bins. Not that I go rummaging through the bin itself, I just happen to be tossing away a tissue and a bag of Doritos might catch my eye. Are people crapping while munching down on some food?

I don't know how to explain this. Why is there food present in the bathroom? Why am i finding hamburger wrappers, Cheetos bags, and apple cores in bathroom trash bins? Are we so strapped for time or so gluttonous that we now combine both the entrance and exit of food at the same time? For me, the two events, eating and pooping, are mutually exclusive events. They do not converge like the center of a Venn Diagram. NO.

I may never figure this puzzle out, but I really hope my friends aren't eating food while they take craps.